Sidewalk Droppings
THE WRESTLER
Scanned from scratchy negatives found under I-95:






PARTY PICTURE PAINTING PAINTER

WOOD CHIPS & CHEERIOS
SOUP OF THE SENATORS
BREAD LINE
DAVID & SCRAPPS
HEAD OF THE TIGER (PLASTIC)
APPLE VS. LEMONS
BIG WRIT SMALL
SPURT ALERT
RUSTY LOCKS & CRUSTY CLOCKS

EAT & RUN ACCIDENT
NO CALORIES; BUT COLORFUL
BARBIE OF THE STREETS
SKELETAL REMAINS
DOWNWARD LOOKING
EXPRESSIONISTIC DOLL & TICKET SPLATTER
JACK OF HEARTS: REJECTED
DON HO & FRIENDS
FACES IN THE DUST
SUNNY DAY ELMO ROASTS IN THE SUN
SOFT AS A BABY'S SHOE
SMART BEAR + LOVE BEAR
SLEAZY POLAROID !!!
THE NUTCRACKER
JE VEUX
NOVENA
HOMER ON THE SIDEWALK
HAPPY COUPLE
WANTED
RAY GUN
BAD LUCK SIDEWALK DROPPING
LITTLE ROW OF SHOES
FRIENDS IN HIGH PLACES
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EMBROIDERY PROJECT GONE AWRY
STRING ART
Some classic vintage art work found on a garbage pile on W 11th St, NYC.
SHARD
Broken piece of pottery found in Soho, NYC:
GROUNDED PARROT
LITTLE RUBBER DRAGON LADY
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FINGER MONSTER
HEADS & TAILS
CRACK VIAL OR BABY BOTTLE?
KING OF SPADES
AIR DE-FRESHENER
This thing smells REALLY bad; had to throw it out.
DUCK WITH A GUN
OPEN ARMS ALIEN
VIN DE PAYS KIWI-LEMON
EXPRESSIONISTIC LOLLIPOP SPLATTER
EXPRESSIONISTIC DONUT SPLATTER
THANKS FOR THE ADVICE
FELIZ BABY
LIGHTHOUSE
Crusty old oil painting found on sidewalk at same location as "Bucolic Scene" below:
BUCOLIC SCENE
A nice pastoral landscape. Was caked with dust & dirt; found on sidewalk in front of an old house that was being renovated.
ART PROJECT
I guess some art students got kicked out of their apartment; this was on top of a large pile of garbage:
ELECTRIC JOSEPH
Looks like Christmas is over for this guy:
EYES WITHOUT A FACE
MUMMER BUMMER
Mummer's costume, abandoned on Washington Ave in Philly, BEFORE the New Year's parade (that stain on sidewalk is sort of disturbing, no?); click to enlarge:
BYOO-TEE-FUL FLOWERS
This is a REAL oil painting I found on sidewalk. Click to enlarge:
TEENAGE DUCK BALLERINA CHANTEUSE
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CHEESE DOODLE MASSACRE!!!
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GIANT WEENIES
Forget where I found this. (Actually I found the chair on the sidewalk as well.) Click to enlarge:
ODD PAINTINGS
By someone named D Vacek. Found together in someone's garbage. If I were to title them, it think it would be Pole Vault from Hell or Hades Rugby Goalpost. Acrylic on canvas; click images below to enlarge:
DISARMING
Armless nude; oil on canvas:
DESERTED
Desert scene, painting found on sidewalk; oil on canvas:
Detail of ghost-like penciled-in humans from painting above:
VERY LARGE PAINT JOB
A very large painting of a flower vase found on sidewalk. Sorry, it's so large & unwieldy I didn't feel like moving it around or getting the other crap out of the way. I'm pretty sure it's painted on a piece of textured drop-ceiling tile; the paint is peeling off quite badly. Click image to enlarge:
WORLDLY POSSESSIONS
Beseler 23C enlarger. I have printed thousands of prints on this. It was literally waiting on the curbside on garbage day a few years ago -- I guess someone had decided to "go digital":
A beautiful wood & cane chair I found on garbage day a few years ago:
Not sure if I'm cheating with this one or not, but this Baby Brownie Special camera was found after a flea market (today at Renninger's in Adamstown, PA)...somebody had apparently dropped it on the ground in the parking lot when they were leaving. Click image to enlarge:
TEMPESTUOUS
Painting found on sidewalk. Stormy seas! Probably acrylic on canvas board. Artist employed very thick impasto technique, most likely using acrylic modeling paste:
NOTESHOE: DULY NOTED
An abandoned shoe that appears to have served double duty as a notebook (noteshoe?) for names & phone numbers:
PAINT MY LIPS!
Painting of lips. Oil on canvas. Anonymous. Left feet in picture to give idea of size (approx 16x20):
THE PHO CALL TO NAM
Vietnam prepaid phone card found on sidewalk. Reason I included this one is because I think it's a Vietnamese pun: "Pho" is a kind of noodle soup, as seen in the picture; "The Pho" (I think) is supposed to sound like "telephone." Or something like that:
CUDDLY POOP & ELMO
Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo doll, complete with his official South Park documentation. And, just like the character he's based on in the show, this doll was found in the gutter, all wet & covered with slime. Yucko:
Elmo beanie baby. About 4" tall:
CRIME SCENES
A couple of "crime scene" photos. Perpetrators probably smashed car windows, stole purses, removed credit cards, cash & drugs from the purses, then tossed unwanted remains onto sidewalk (makeup, tampons, Q-Tips, etc.):
PLEASE HUG ME PLEASE
One of my favorites. A home-made, very weird doll:
EDUCATIONAL ACTION FIGURES
Rather large, rubbery dinosaur doll. Interestingly, he's been designed with a hole on his tail near his rump to expose the underlying bone structure. Why they chose his rear end is beyond me:
Construction worker action figure, complete with lunchbox:
SHELLS 'N' SLUGS
Spent bullet casings, found on sidewalk. Two 9mm shells and a 22 caliber:
Three slugs (as in spent bullets), found on sidewalk. Very large caliber. BIC pen to give idea of size:
PLATE, NO VW BUS
Colorado license plate found on top of somebody's garbage here in Philadelphia:
SAY HI TO KEN
Small Ken Griffey bobble-head with broken visor:
TOTAL REJECTION
Valentine teddy bear someone left on a transformer box:
VERY TALENTED
Really weird Picasso-esque painting I found on sidewalk:
ABANDONED TOYS
Monkey doll abandoned on a chemical drum:
Decapitated & de-legged doll body:
LEAVE IT TO EAGER BEAVER
"Nice Beaver." Large stuffed animal found at construction site:
VERY IMPRESSIVE
Dental impressions. Found on sidewalk:
MALE; WALL OF NEGLIGEES
Polaroid I found a couple of days ago:
HELLO MISTER MONKEY
Abandoned monkey doll somebody placed on a stoop: